SPOTTED: Jade with an unidentified male. Listen boy, you won’t want any potatoes coming to mash or whip you now, would ya, sucka?

XOXO

Thanks for reading this, but as much as I tried to delay putting this beast down, its time has come, and the posts have to stop. After all, it’ll suck if I keep writing but no one reads eh? If you took a look at our readership statistics chart, man even for a technical trader like me, I’d have said this blog was a goner two weeks ago.

So, this is the removal of yet another time waster in your life. You’d do yourself a big favour closing that Firefox with the Facebook on it, as well as that other one with Youtube, and definitely the MSN Messenger–that’s gotta go.

All the best for your quizzes, and project deadlines. I’m over the hill now with that shit (final year baby, with no Final Year Project!), that pleases me to no end seeing all your stupid status updates about how recess week was such a bitch for you and how you’ve been suffering like animals.

You all made D&D a success. I was laughing at all the photos of D&D, all of your albums on Facebook. Whenever you guys tagged one another, even though I didn’t know the album owner, I still saw D&D through your eyes. I only hope you enjoyed it half as much as I did. Do get yourselves a piece of the action by signing yourself up to be in the committee. Pageant contestants, you all did perfect. Be back to help! See you next year for D&D. Whoever the new emcee is… Man, we’re gonna be such pals.

Take care now. Ciao tutti.

You know you love me,

Dennis

All great things come to an end and it is with a heavy heart that i shall announce that this will be the final post in this blog. We hope that you have been entertained by the bloggers.

Fret not though, for the official hall blog is in the construction process and in  there lies greener pastures. Once it is up, you can be sure to hear the familiar words of… “Im BACK” coming from a naked Dennis!

Oh yeah, if you think that you have what it takes to be a good PUBLICITY OFFICER DND Committee, COME ON DOWN to the Sub-Com recruitment night for the SPECIAL PROJECTS and leave your names there!

So till next year!

Au Revoir

Blogger Kun~

XOXO,
G.G.

Above are the NC16 tank back and front designs. Pretty extreme things going down this night. When you run something like a Standard Chartered marathon, halfway between when your legs threaten to give out and old dudes around you are beginning to suffer cardiac arrest, don’t you wish you had a bicycle? Well here’s the opportunity! You get to pedal all the way on almost the full marathon distance!

Join NC16 and be ranked among the gallant souls that do more with their lives in one night than a collective nerd population does with theirs in a century sitting on a flabby ass and clicking a mouse cursor on zombies/creeps.

Excellent stuff, highly recommended. Recce team, including the hall queen (ask her how she keeps those fabulous legs in shape, boys!) came back raving about how amazing the route was. Wouldn’t miss this for the world.

Quit being a slow ass and go get your ticket. It’s precisely you geeky little blog readers that need to get some exercise.

-MC D

OK I’m going to promote NC16 right here.

Nudity and coarse language. Present ID upon ticket purchase.

Are you suckas ready for Night Cycling? I love the name NC16, whoever thought of it, it’s an incredibly ingenious name! Good on you, my friend. Looks like response for this event is spectacular.

Anyway, if you haven’t made up your mind I suggest you make your Friday evening free and get pumped for this event. You need to be a part of this first-ever-in-history experience.

I’ll be at the finishing line to kick your asses. See you then.

-MC D

1.) DND 09 is over

2.) SlaveMaster is no longer a SlaveMaster

3.) Mc Dennis and Blogger Kun has had enough

HAHA THIS MEANS WAR! SO! Have you ever wondered where the bloggers for this blog came from? Now now now read ON!

Blogger Kun during his captivity

Age : 23

Weight : Too Skinny to Measure

Height : 1.65

L33t Skillz : Cleaning Bullshit, Using Bullshit, Writing Bullshit, Making Bullshit.

Favourite Phrases : “Long Live my tot! BlogMaster Elaine”, “NO TIME!”

Born in a small room at Hall 16 Block E. Blogger Kun studied hard but failed to secure a good job. While facing his most destitute period of his life, BlogMaster Elaine offered him a job as a writer and photoshop technician.

Blogger Kun has vague memories of the recruitment… However he remembers the night before “employment” that he was out with his dudes in a pub. After a round of drinks he heads out to the back door to take a Pee and the next thing he knows. He was in servitude. Till now he has no recollection of the exact chain of events that caused him to be chained.

"I'll rip you a new one and make you my bitch"

Age : Unknown (otherwise -x , where x is an integer. Considering that you must subtract your age when you time travel )

Weight : 10 tonnes

L33t Skillz : Rapid Fire, Immune to bullet, likes to fire at people, not affected by bullshit.

Fav Phrases : “Astalavista Baby”, “Whats naked? I am created as such”, “No program error found… Starting human eradication protocol…”

Much mystery shrouds our Mc Dennis. As he was a later addition to the blogging team. However Blogger Kun remembers that the day Mc Den arrived, part of the palace collasped and there in the centre was a HALF MAN, HALF MACHINE, FULL NAKED!

Blogger Kun can still remember how big BlogMaster Elaine’s EYES opened when she saw him naked. (not that it was small to begin with…) She tried many ways to seduce him but failed terribly, as our Mc Dennis could speak strange words like, “Astalavista Baby”, “I’ll Be BACK”, “Im So Hot I Melt Your Face Off”, “EXTREME!”.

BM EL threatened to chop of my limbs if i didn’t get him to stay. The chance came when Blogger Kun repaired him and gave him some cosmetic surgery, secretly Blogger Kun also hacked into his brain to enslave him.

Mona Lisa or Bangalisa?

Age : 21? Impossible to determine due to make up

Weight : Undisclosed but Lighter than a Elephant, Heavier than a Mouse

Special Skills : Sit and Stare, Stand and Stare, Stare and Arrow, Arrow and Arrow

Born in a ATAS society, BlogMaster EL has always revelled in the fine arts, she loves to see fantastic drawings and enjoys poetry. While organising a party she manages to recruit Blogger Kun and Mc Dennis into the team. Keeping them under tight control she forces them to create the arts she loves so dearly…

In a bid to out throw mona lisa, she asked Blogger Kun to create a drawing so powerful and sensational that it will cause everyone to fall off their seats. Thus the above drawing was born! From the genius brains of KZ and the Bullshit hands of Blogger Kun… Simply Sensational!

Her age also comes as a mystery to most, due to the perfectly created drawing, some says she is older than mona lisa herself! Other critics beg to differ saying she comes from the future where womans are kings…

Other than loving to attend parties and touching the rock hard muscles of Mc Dennis, BM EL also loves to arrow people all around. Blogger Kun listens obediently while secretly conjuring of ill deeds of revenge!

-Blogger Kun-

Elaine we’re just kidding, we love you. So, any fools signed up to be part of next year’s D&D committee yet? Frame that, sucka! Man, about D&D, I totally forgot, but what I really wanted to do, was ask our hall queen “so what do you wear when you’re feeling naughty?” and “how do you feel about south african-inspired themes like leopard prints and safari patterns?” (if you miss the obvious reference to Miss Singapore Universe ’09 then you’ve been living under a rock, suckas) during the post crowning interview, but well, didn’t get a chance to because she was mobbed by eager fans for photographs.

So anyway, how was the JCRC elections?

-dennis

-blogmaster el

Urgh UGhHHh UGhHghH…

Slave Kun has RISEN FROM THE GRAVE in the form of a zombie! Due to the shear amount of photos he has too look through (not to mention assignments). Slave Kun’s brain has been fried. As of now even an ameoba is smarter than him…

The rest of the photos will be ready on friday, but this means that you can only collect it on MONDAY! MUahhaha isn’t blogger Kun SMART? Much slacking skills has been learned during the time spent under ELAINE’S oppressive REGIME OF TERROR!